SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS SQL_NO_CACHE `mediatypes`.`mtID` AS `mediaTypeID`,IF(`mediatypes`.`mtCode`="profiles", CONCAT(`users`.`userDisplayName`, " / ", `media`.`mediaTitle`), `media`.`mediaTitle`) AS `name`,`media`.`mediaTitle` AS `title`,`users`.`userDisplayName` AS `displayname`,`mediatypes`.`mtCode` AS `media`,IF(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(IF(CHAR_LENGTH(`media`.`mediaText`)>220, CONCAT(SUBSTRING(`media`.`mediaText`, 1, 220), "..."), `media`.`mediaText`), "\r", ""), "\n", " "), "&", "&"), "\"", """), "\'", "'"), "<", "<"), ">", ">")="", "", REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(IF(CHAR_LENGTH(`media`.`mediaText`)>220, CONCAT(SUBSTRING(`media`.`mediaText`, 1, 220), "..."), `media`.`mediaText`), "\r", ""), "\n", " "), "&", "&"), "\"", """), "\'", "'"), "<", "<"), ">", ">")) AS `text`,IF(`media`.`mediaFile`!="" AND `mediatypes`.`mtImage`+`mediatypes`.`mtVideo`!=0, CONCAT("media/", `networkAlias`, "/", `mediatypes`.`mtCode`, "/", 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`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-16", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-16", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))) BETWEEN "2019-04-23" AND "2019-10-08", ((1.1904761904762*(84-IF(IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-16" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-16", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-16", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`)))>"2019-07-16", DATEDIFF(IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-16" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-16", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-16", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))), "2019-07-16"), DATEDIFF("2019-07-16", IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-16" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-16", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-16", 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0)))/(`weightingCreated`+`weightingUpdated`+`weightingProfileupdated`+`weightingDate`+`weightingDuration`+`weightingProximity`+`weightingSpecial`+`weightingTotalitems`+`weightingMediaviews`+`weightingProfileviews`) AS `relevance` FROM `media`, `users`, `mediatypes`, `networks`, `weightings` WHERE `media`.`mediaActive`=1 AND `media`.`mediaEncoding`=0 AND (`media`.`mediaChecked`=0 OR `media`.`mediaApproved`=1) AND `userID`=`media`.`mediaUser` AND `networkID`=`userNetwork` AND `userPublish`=1 AND `userActive`=1 AND `mediatypes`.`mtID`=`media`.`mediaType` AND `weightingNetwork`=7 AND `weightingType`=`media`.`mediaType` AND `mediatypes`.`mtID`=3 AND `userNetwork` IN (7) AND DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDate`, '%Y%m') = 201912 GROUP BY `media`.`mediaID` ORDER BY `relevance` DESC LIMIT 0, 15;
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Adam Kay - Twas The Nightshift Before Christmas

Mon 09 Dec 2019

Adam Kay - Twas The Nightshift Before Christmas

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat… but 1.4 million NHS staff are heading off to work. Following the million-selling success of This Is Going To Hurt, Adam Kay delves back into his diaries for a hilarious peek.....Read more

Rudolph Rave

Sun 15 Dec 2019

Rudolph Rave

With a DJ, glow sticks, glitter and giant balloons, our family-friendly event brings everyone together for a fun-filled party afternoon, complete with a spectacular laser-light display. Santa & Rudolph will be there and .....Read more

Boney M & Odyssey

Sun 22 Dec 2019

Boney M & Odyssey

Celebrate this Christmas with 2 of the most legendary names of the Disco era, Boney M and Odyssey. Boney M with more than 150 Million records sold including: Brown Girl in the Ring, Daddy Cool, Rasputin, Sunny, Ma Ba.....Read more

Rick Wakeman - The Grumpy Old Christmas Show

Sat 07 Dec 2019

Rick Wakeman - The Grumpy Old Christmas Show

Join Rick Wakeman for an intimate evening of music and laughter, featuring songs from YES, David Bowie, The Beatles & More. Under 14s to be accompanied by an adult..Read more

The Darkness

Wed 11 Dec 2019

The Darkness

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed. Where are .....Read more

Jimmy Carr: Terribly Funny

Sun 01 Dec 2019

Jimmy Carr: Terribly Funny

Chambers Touring Ltd Presents Jimmy Carr: Terribly Funny Jimmy’s brand new show contains jokes about all kinds of terrible things. Terrible things that might have affected you or people you know and love. But they’.....Read more

Rob Beckett

Sun 08 Dec 2019

Rob Beckett

Rob Beckett is back on tour with a brand new stand up show. It’s been a busy few years for the Mouth of the South and he’s coming to see you to fill you in and make you laugh. Host of BBC One’s All Together Now and te.....Read more